"are you sure that's coke, jaime?"
"there's no rum in it or anything?"
let this be a lesson to you all: if jaime is laughing in an obnoxiously strange way or if she's dropping things or saying something ridiculous, she may not be drunk at all. this may just be a case of jaime being jaime, forever drunk.
i'd comment on her behavior later that night when she did have booze in her system, but i was too busy dealing with my own inebriation (or lack of) to have really paid much attention.